unphased

creetch:

‘Revenge is bad’ to YOU. i love when a character destroys everyone who wronged them. i love when they get to bite and maim and tear and rip and scratch and kill. Sorry ur catholic about it but i’m different

justfeedit:

In every generation there is a chosen one…

nerugiganon:

snarky-wallflower:

sociallyodd260:

alt-menu:

asteroidtroglodyte:

swift-of-corvids:

ty-bayonet-betteridge:

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

almost there!

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

shoelaces. on your dash. in 2025.

paxamericana:

i used windows+arrow keys the other day to pull up two documents side-by-side and my boss looked a me like i was a space alien

mikufanclub:

mikufanclub:

remember when teachers would tell you to fold paper hamburger or hotdog style. kind of sounds like some fake shit but just another example of burger centric american thinking

non americans in the tags doubting if this is true. you think burger is a fucking joke to us??

anthonyvolpe:

may god guide the glorious philadelphia eagles in their holy war against the infernal kansas city chiefs